Monday, February 4, 2008

Words of Wisdom

A wise Doc once told me of "The signs of CPR"

Signs of CORRECT CPR:
With each compression you feel the ribs cracking and breaking.
The patient gurgles
And if in the morning your back hurts so badly you can't walk.

Signs of INCORRECT CPR:
The patient burps/ farts
The patient throws up
The patient is screaming "For the love of God stop that"

Friday, January 25, 2008

Zzzzz



Fight Quest on Discovery Channel is the most boring show made. Who knew men beating the crap out of each other could suck so much?

They travel the world to learn fighting styles from all cultures... Sounds cool, no?
These guys are morons with a "typical" pious "American" attitudes. But could one expect much more from two pro fighters.

"Hey, he punches hard. I didn't know indians could fight"

Watch next Friday at 10PM EST as these idiots get the butts handed to them by a bunch of Frenchmen!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

A Thought Too Late

Cloverfield
I give it an A-

Soundtrack A+
Cinematography A-
(Perfect for the movie)
Casting A-
(No "big names" I love that)
Advertising A+

Amazing movie. Go see it.

Monday, January 14, 2008

Road Tripping

11:30PM Decide that I am bored.
11:31PM On the road with Beef Jerky, cell phone, and laptop.
I'm going North
12AM Niagara Falls sounds fun.
5:30AM The sound of rushing water make me have to urinate.
Thank you unsecured hotel wireless

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Christmas Time

Upsides of the Season:
-The obvious Redemptive birth of Jesus
-Charlie Brown Christmas Movie
-The gay yuletide merriment of people, in general
-Christmas themed reruns on Nick at Nite

Downsides:
-The emphasis on presents, I hate that part.
-Pushy people at the mall
-Last minute "needs" for Christmas programs at Church.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

If I was rich.

A list of things that make my "Top 5 things to buy" list.
The Treadmill Office Desk
Medical School in a Box
Personal Submarine
Harvard
A Panda

How could life be any more awesome with those.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Inspiration

A list of people who inspire my photo, projects, and art.

Josh R.- My inspiration, he sets the standard I strive for
Em O.- She can do things with a camera I could never hope to do
Granger Community Church- Kem Meyers is a genius when it comes to implementing media in the church
Pixel Girl- Great designs
Neil- He probably doesn't remember me, but he gave me the nudge into graphics.