Sunday, November 25, 2007

Why Christianity is Crap

Christians are the laughing stock of the world, why? Well Christ said it himself, a house divided among itself cannot stand. We fight and fight and fight against each other, undermining our "competing" denomination's local church. You wonder why Islam is the fastest growing religion? Because Christians cannot come to a conclusion who God is... so if we can't collectively decide who God is then why should anyone gives us any credibility.

Catholics claim they are the only real Church, Lutherans can't make up their mind if they are Catholic or Protestant, Quakers... well... they are unique, Protestants who hate Pentecostals and Charismatics and try to limit God, Pentecostals who try to liberate God, and then Charismatics who try to... well it seems like they can't get along with anyone.

You wonder why people hate us? Look in the mirror. We are to busy fighting each other, too busy trying to limit God, too much time trying to "free" God from those who limit Him... It's a novel idea to think that we can LIMIT a GOD even more hilarious to think that HUMANS have the ability to Liberate a God.

My advice is this. Catholics, you ain't all that; Quakers... damn good job being yourself; Protestants, Shut the hell up; Pentecostals and Charismatics, get over yourselves. You subscribe to the same God so at least pretend to get along.

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