Disappointed

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I would of thought I could take on at least 40, maybe even 50.

Thomas Jefferson

'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.'

Words of Wisdom

"We take ourselves to seriously and God too lightly"

Words of Wisdom

I enjoy gathering nuggets of intellect from those around me. This is one from our Youth Pastor, Larry Orndorff.

"You know, sin is a lot like a stinky pinky... no matter how much you try not to smell it(sniffs pinky finger, then cringes) you just can't help but do it."

Random Fact Generator

Found this gem.

Here is an excerpt... Picky linguists will tell you that the feminine version of “dude” is "dudine" not “dudette.”

Not Worth It

I get gut instincts. They are almost always right, like 90% of the time. But even though I know they are probably right I still give in sometimes.

No Country For Old Men... Even though my gut instincts were screaming "NOT WORTH IT! DON'T DO IT!"

I gave in and I regret it sincerely. Was it a bad movie? Not really. But it sure wasn't worth my time. Best movie of 2007? Far from it!!!! Juno, I am Legend, Veggie Tales, Cloverfield... all so much more worth the $5.50.

Words of Wisdom

A wise Doc once told me of "The signs of CPR"

Signs of CORRECT CPR:
With each compression you feel the ribs cracking and breaking.
The patient gurgles
And if in the morning your back hurts so badly you can't walk.

Signs of INCORRECT CPR:
The patient burps/ farts
The patient throws up
The patient is screaming "For the love of God stop that"