Monday, February 4, 2008

Words of Wisdom

A wise Doc once told me of "The signs of CPR"

Signs of CORRECT CPR:
With each compression you feel the ribs cracking and breaking.
The patient gurgles
And if in the morning your back hurts so badly you can't walk.

Signs of INCORRECT CPR:
The patient burps/ farts
The patient throws up
The patient is screaming "For the love of God stop that"

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